Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, these kinds of yo mama jokes are old, cheap, and overused.
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Yo Mama So Old Jokes
Yo Daddy Joke 1 My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted. Yo Daddy Joke 5 yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three. Yo Daddy Joke 10 Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed! Yo Daddy Joke 14 yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly out side he came out with a bowl.
A bad joke is just that: a bad joke. But sometimes a joke is so jaw-droppingly ridiculous that it transcends its own awfulness and reaches a higher plane of funny. You don't want to laugh—every self-respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse—but you can't help yourself.